New York, NY – After reading reports that Vice President Mike Pence would not eat alone with another woman other than his wife, Susan Warren was overwhelmed with laughter: “I laughed till my stomach hurt. What a stupid old-fashioned idea. I hear it came from that old guy Billy Graham. This is so 1950’s.” Warren continued, “And isn’t selecting who you eat with really assuming someone’s gender? And is it really fair to prevent Pence from sleeping with other women? He was biologically predetermined through evolution to expand his race. Monogamy is something people made up as a system of oppression.”
Warren’s favorite presidents in US history are John F. Kennedy and Bill Clinton. A Hillary Clinton supporter who attended the Women’s March on Washington, she regularly accused Trump-voting friends of supporting a sexual assaulting misogynist who would demean the place of women in society and contribute to the view that they are mere objects.
When asked if Pence’s choices helped avoid that type of treatment of other women, Warren stated, “That’s different. They are just a bunch of Puritans who view women as dangerous. I rejected the socially fabricated morals of Christianity long ago. They are a bunch of hypocrites. They don’t practice what they preach. I gave up on it since the scandals of Jimmy Swaggart and Jim Bakker. Since then there has been Ted Haggard and others. Nothing has changed.”
When asked what kind of safeguards she and her husband put in place to protect her marriage, she replied, “Oh, I haven’t been married for years, ever since he ran off with his secretary.”
Warren was not permitted to share details about the case, but she currently has a sexual harassment claim against a coworker who complimented her new hair style.