PUNY RESTORATION MOVEMENT HUMANS!

GREETINGS!

“INCREDIBLE HULK” IS NOW “RESTORATION HULK!”

WHY?! HULK SAW THAT RESTORATION MOVEMENT IS ANGRY. SO HULK JOINED RESTORATION MOVEMENT…NOW HULK EVEN ANGRIER! HA!

YOU LIKE THE RESTORATION MOVEMENT? GOOD! YOU WON’T LIKE ME WHEN I’M NOT ANGRY!

GAMMA RADIATION FROM DISCIPLES OF CHRIST POISON HULK, MAKE HULK ANGRY, GIVE HULK POWERS! NOW CINCINNATI CHRISTIAN UNIVERSITY AND OTHER SCHOOLS MAKE HULK EVEN ANGRIER! HULK MUST SMASH!

HULK GET COLUMN HERE? LETTERS PAGE? YES!

SEND IN YOUR COMMENTS, LETTERS TO @RESTORATIONHULK ON TWITTER! HELP DIRECT HULK’S SMASHING! HULK WILL SMASH THEM ALL!

LOVE,

RESTORATION HULK

P.S.

HULK WON’T STOP SMASHING UNTIL THE CHURCH IS UNITED!

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