Mason, OH — The monthly magazine produced by the Christian Restoration Association (CRA), The Restoration Herald (RH), recently announced that they are changing the magazine’s name to better reflect the content contained within it, along with their subscriber base. According to inside sources, “Old Man Yells at Cloud” was the perfect fit.
In the newest issue, yet to hit the presses, the cover article states: “In the previous issue we announced the death of Cincinnati Bible Seminary/Cincinnati Christian University, which the Christian Restoration Association has been an important part of throughout the years. We decided that the time was right for a name change and that it was good for the newsletter. We are all old and we do yell a lot about how things aren’t like they used to be in 1924. And, you, our readers, are just like us. It is a very honest name. And we want you to know that the content of this magazine will continue in the same inflammatory style you have come to know and love.”
Below are CRA comments reflecting the mood at “Old Man Yells at Cloud”:
“Until a few years ago a CRA trustee had always been on the CBS (CCU) [Cincinnati Bible Seminary (Cincinnati Christian University)] board. Changes have been made this week that lead me to think it is time for the school to have another name change: ‘Ichabod University.’” 
“We have some wonderful men who stand alongside R.C. Foster, Lewis Foster, and George Mark Elliott in earnestly contending for the faith. But the appearance of anyone who gives the impression of leaning away from their stance is a matter of great concern.” 
With the projected success of the magazine’s relaunch, the CRA has also decided to change their name to “The Restoration Movement’s Magisterium” in order to reflect their stance as the Independent Christian Church/Churches of Christ’s authority to establish the church’s authentic teachings. Accordingly, there will be a new section entitled “Ex Cathedra Bethany.”
If you are old enough to collect social security, you are encouraged to subscribe to “Old Man Yells at Cloud.”
By Alexander Foster McGarvey