Tulsa, OK – When Jesus returned last week, he was disappointed there wasn’t much excitement from the Young, Restless, and Reformed crowd he visited at a local pub. “At first, they didn’t even notice me,” said Jesus. “They were very busy talking about their IPAs, porters, and stouts. After I introduced myself there was greater interest, but most of the questions revolved around how soon the Arminians will be damned and when I would deal with the ‘heretic’ N. T. Wright.”
Fred, one of the YRR members at the pub, explained, “It was really cool to see Jesus. He is a really great guy, but I couldn’t believe what he did. He stepped in front of a mirror. Does he not know this is a Second Commandment violation? We would never be caught dead with nativity scenes or pictures of Him in our houses.”
Jesus said, “It was really strange. Did they not know I am the God-Man? Have they not read John of Damascus?”
The group reportedly plans to keep a close eye on Jesus on Sunday. “He was talking about some work he had to do on Sunday. We just can’t allow that on the Sabbath,” said Fred.