Atlanta, GA – This year Stryper celebrates the 30 year anniversary of their album To Hell With the Devil with a new tour.  The tour kicks off in Atlanta on September 29th.

Due to the aging band members and fans, the concert will take an intermission for concertgoers to use the restroom, and more critically, have their necks attended to by masseuses and chiropractors.  Icy Hot and ibuprofen will be on hand at the concession area, and, for more serious cases, doctors will  be available to dispense muscle relaxants.

“We are really concerned about our fans, and want to care for them, since they are not as young as they used to be,” explained Michael Sweet.  “We will even offer further services after the show during the autograph time.”

It is reported that the new service will be called “The Neck and Back Attack.”


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