Council Bluffs, IA – In response to Mr. Khan’s critique of Donald Trump at the Democratic National Convention, Donald Trump said, “I think I’ve made a lot of sacrifices.” Unable to enumerate sacrifices beyond job creation in his interview with George Stephanopoulos, Trump’s campaign later explained one of the sacrifices he made.
“While visiting First Christian Church in Council Bluffs, IA, he tried to place some bills in the communion tray,” explained a spokesperson. “This was the ultimate sacrifice.”
In a more recent interview, Trump was asked about the communion event. “I don’t need to buy salvation through the Lord’s body and blood,” explained Trump. “I am not bought like the other candidates. What do I need to seek forgiveness for?”