Cleveland, OH – New Testament scholars who support the Two-/Four-Source View of the Synoptic Problem are ecstatic about the recent discovery of a Q manuscript fragment. “We always knew there was a Q,” said Grant Osborne.
Donald Trump was smug after the discovery: “This is yuge. We told you Melania did not plagiarize the First Lady’s speech. They were merely using a common source and editing it for their own purposes.”
Hillary Clinton still pointed out that it was plagiarism no matter the source. The White House Press Secretary, Josh Earnest, would not comment on the First Lady’s plagiarism.
Mark Goodacre was recently found drinking heavily at a local bar soon after the news story was released. Friends tried to console him over Michellian Priority, but his depression was not relieved.
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