Kansas City, MO – David Haines, member of Eastside Christian Church, declared himself “stuffed” after communion.  “That cardboard fragment is like lembas bread,” said David, “and all that juice is going to make me have to run to the little boy’s room soon.”

David’s wife Diane clarified that David had eaten three Boston crème donuts in the Fellowship Center prior to the service.

Upon leaving the service, we asked David his plans for the day.  “We are heading to the Chinese Buffet,” replied David.  “They have crab legs on Sundays.  We got to beat the Baptists there.”

Diane explained that her husband was good to go after a good burp.


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