Cambridge, MA – Dr. Karen King of Harvard University has declared a new manuscript fake.  The manuscript claimed that Jesus’ bride is the Church.  King explained, “Even though the Coptic manuscript was found in situ at a dig site in Egypt, and passes all dating and paleographic analyses, it is a fake.”

Next week King plans to announce the authenticity of two manuscripts that describe Jesus.  One indicates Jesus was in a gay relationship with John.  The other indicates he was transgender.

“These manuscripts are more likely authentic,” King explained, “because they came from a secret, shady pornographer and con artist.  And, no, I am not bothered by the Coptic language issues or similarities to a source posted on the internet.  These manuscripts really highlight all of the other legitimate, ancient versions of Christianity that we can appropriate to support out current biases.”


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