Ayrshire, UK – Following his visit to his Scottish golf resort and the Brexit vote, Donald Trump decided to lead the Scottish in a triumphal celebration against the EU.  To prepare for the occasion, he donned a wig of long hair and a kilt, and painted his face blue.

When asked about his actions, he explained, “The Scots have always hated the French.  They love the English.”  He continued with a rousing speech that concluded, “They may take our lives, but they’ll never take… OUR FREEDOM!”

Trump was last seen marching through a field, yelling “Freedom,” and mooning people.  No Scots were following him, but Eric Metaxas, James Dobson, and Jerry Falwell Jr. joined the march.


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