St. Louis, MO – On Tuesday, a Dangerous Parent Response Team was forced to shoot a parent at the St. Louis Zoo.  The unnamed mom’s 4-year-old climbed over the railing and fell into the lion exhibit.  An ex-sniper quickly broke into action taking out the mom with a 300-yard shot in 20 mph winds.

Social media was active with praise for the zoo’s decision.  One woman with no children said, “That woman was an idiot for letting her toddler climb in there.  Justice has been swiftly served.”

PETA was particularly happy with the zoo’s action.  An official said, “The toddler invaded the lion’s natural habitat causing it emotional distress.  Humans also do not provide the proper nutrients for a lion’s diet and can cause indigestion.”

The whereabouts and condition of the toddler are unknown.


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