London, UK – In a new campaign to grow the dwindling Church of England, Evangelical Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, has revised a popular kid’s song. One critical revision to “This Little Light of Mine” is to replace “Yes!” with “No!” The new version is to be used throughout the United Kingdom.
This change to the popular song is consistent with his recent statement instructing parishioners to not share their faith unless asked. Archbishop Welby is also working on a new slogan for adults: “Preach the Gospel rarely. Use words if necessary.”