Louisville, KY – Jason Watson has restricted his TV viewing to Rambo: First Blood to mentally prepare himself for his wife’s coming Netflix binge.  A Gilmore Girls reunion was announced consisting of four 90-minute movies, and, due to a lost bet with his wife, he is required to watch the entire season with her.

“I need to clear my head for the coming rhythmic barrage of meaningless dialogue,” explained Jason.  “Stallone’s talented performance of grunts and single-word responses is the perfect dialogue-reduced environment.  John Rambo lets his automatic weapons and explosions do the talking.  Now, if there were zombies in it, like Pride and Prejudice, that would be different.  Rory’s character might have some real problems and not be so flat.”


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