Cincinnati, OH – A number of the freshmen at Rock Community Church can barely sleep due to the impending week-long Reboot Conference later this month.  One of the youth group members, Randy, said, “I’ve heard so many great stories from the upperclassmen about NiCMO [non-committal make out].”  His friend Stephen has been practicing pick-up lines such as, “God knew what He was doing when he made you.”  He also plans to use Joey’s “How You Doin’?” phrase after a Friends, Netflix binge.  Stephen’s other method of training is persistent lip balm usage to make his lips supple and smooth for the conference.  All male freshmen interviewed were unable to articulate the conference theme or the name of the headlining band.


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