Sochi, Russia – After recent mutual compliments, Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin have become workout buddies. Putin’s bromance with Prime Minister, Dmitry Medvedev, his previous workout partner, has ended. Medvedev’s current whereabouts are unknown after reportedly correcting the president’s squat form.
We were able to speak to Trump and Putin at their workout center in Sochi. When asked why they have joined together, Trump said, “He is strong,” patting Putin on the back. Putin quickly retorted, “No, you are strong.” This was followed by an interchange of “No, you.” “No, you.” No, you.”
The two already have plans for the year doing bare-chested horseback riding, hunting, and judo.